Here's your chance to prove it:
Enter the first-ever "Schlub-Off" competition!
Contestants will be judged by a panel of expert schlubs and studs including From Schlub to Stud author Max Gross on the basis of how they're dressed, how they answer a schlub questionnaire and a special talent competition to see who will be chosen Schlub of the Year.
A winner will be crowned at Max Gross's book party on August 19.
To enter, email your name and a photo of yourself to firstname.lastname@example.org.
A special prize will be awarded, as well as an autographed first edition copy of From Schlub to Stud, and the title of Schlub of the Year '08.