Schlub You the Right Way

From the New York Post:

No one in the world wants you to see the new comedy “Knocked Up” more than I do.

For years I’ve been a schlubby ne’er-do-well sporting an unwieldy Jewfro. I spent nearly three decades fighting off double-chins and man-boobs. My style of dress is an embarrassment to anybody except a stoned college student. But every doofus has his day, and when I saw the smash comedy last week, for a gleaming, shining moment I thought:

Because of Seth Rogen, I’m so getting laid.

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