Well, let me amend that:You can't make friends by charging THAT MUCH for salad.
Today I went to get my normal, run-of-the-mill, twice a week salad lunch when I noticed that my salad server was charging me for four items instead of the usual three.
"We started charging for the croutons," he said.
Wha?
That's when you know the economy is really fucked up. Fifty cents for croutons?! You can get a freakin' bagel for 10 cents more! (At least, that's what it costs in my neighborhood.)
I'm pissed...
