See my response along side more real celebs like Colin Quinn and Donatella Arpaia who are also asked how they spend V-Day.
(I must admit: I sound slightly sketchy. Also, Grosspere gave me a funny line for this, which they cut for space reasons. When meeting a stranger at a bar on Valentine's Day your line is, "I got your card! But the flowers were a bit much.")
(Also, who knew I was a standup comedian?! But, for now, I'm not going to correct them.)
