So for FSTS's book party, I'm planning on hosting the first annual Schlub-Off Competition. This will mean that I (as, say, the
Tom Colicchio of schlubs) will be judging potential schlubs along with one of my hotter female friends (who will serve as
Padma).

If you think you're schlubby enough to strut your stuff, email me at
maxgrosstheauthor@gmail.com.