One of the all time greatest episodes of South Park was just on, in which Clyde gets head lice.Naturally, it reminded me (a little bit too much!) of my infamous bedbug experience.
But my favorite line of the episode had to be when Clyde is in the doctor's waiting room and, as he laments his embarrassing fate, a little girl who's also waiting says, "I have an ear infection. Why are you at the doctor's?"
Clyde thinks a moment.
"Uh," he stammers. "I have AIDS."
