Where were you when I was making this dump cool?

Check out this video of the Williamsburg retelling of Job. The final biblical plague to hit hipster Job is a familiar one to readers of FSTS. Hilarious.

Start itching...

Mike Barish has a report on "the dirtiest hotel in the United States" -- apparently, Hotel Carter, right here in my hometown of N.Y.C.

This story will make your skin crawl.

At least, that's what it did for me. (The dreaded bedbugs! I'm never walking past that place again!)

But if you're looking for a place to commit suicide, apparently, you could do a lot worse.

My sympathies...

It looks like Marie Claire has had an outbreak of bedbugs.

Ugh.

Apparently, "The girls were acting like they'd contracted HIV."

Well, I sort of understand...

Sick ass head cooties

One of the all time greatest episodes of South Park was just on, in which Clyde gets head lice.

Naturally, it reminded me (a little bit too much!) of my infamous bedbug experience.

But my favorite line of the episode had to be when Clyde is in the doctor's waiting room and, as he laments his embarrassing fate, a little girl who's also waiting says, "I have an ear infection. Why are you at the doctor's?"

Clyde thinks a moment.

"Uh," he stammers. "I have AIDS."